The One Mocking Vintage Marriage Advice

"Remember your most important job is to build up and maintain his ego (which gets bruised plenty in business). Morale is a woman's business." Yes, that's an actual snippet of advice from a 1950s marriage book. Other then-hot tips: Always wear one specific type of underwear... and "feed your man to keep him out of saloons." You can't make this stuff up--but you CAN make fun of it! Which the HMTOP crew does. Mercilessly.